Posted by
Voice Guy on Sunday, January 11, 2009 12:00:00
OK. So Pravda is reporting that the Earth is on the brink of an ice age. According to a reportedly huge body of evidence (notwithstanding Al Gore’s mockumentary) the Holocene period – or beach weather era – is soon to be ending; plunging the world into a period of 100,000 years of Ice Age fun. All I can say is that I’m glad I can ski, and I am going out to buy ice skates soon.
Though, something has to be said of the obvious. How does this square with global warming? Or as I like to call it, the Polar Bear BBQ. If the Greenland Ice Sheet and the Antarctic Ice Sheet are melting, then why does the evidence point to global cooling? Is it perhaps because there is no real evidence of global warming outside of doctored photos of weepy polar bears floating on rapidly shrinking ice bergs?
All of the video in Gore’s Inconvenient… whatever it was… uhhh… waste of time, yeah that’s the ticket! Anyway, all the video of glaciers calving is from a Hollywood movie (The Day After Tomorrow). So that is to say it is completely CGI. This leads us to the conclusion that Global Warming is the result of CGI. Whether CGI designed to mislead people, or whether from CGI carbon emissions is still under investigation.
Regardless, too many people are letting themselves be lied to. Again, there is no evidence of Global Warming except for doctored photos and fake CGI video. It remains to be seen whether the evidence for the impending ice age is any better, but Pravda the news paper has chosen the right name. Pravda is Russian for “Truth.” Well, we’ll see.